by Denise T.
For years, I
wasted my time with rock and roll boys. Then I discovered nerds. Yep,
those geeky boys with the big brains and the mismatched clothes. The
guys who live for all things smart, have engineering and science
degrees from colleges I would struggle to even get in to.
Nerds are sexy. Now I'm talking about action nerd-- not the ones that just sit around cataloging Yoda toys or playing Dungeons and Dragons (well...)-- the really smart unassuming boys who likes to surf or do kung-fu on the weekends.
When my nerd came along, I realized I had been wasting my time with all other boys. Finally, this boy could hold a conversation, wasn't intimidated by my college education and big vocabulary. He had a job so good he could foot the bill for dinner too.
So why do you need a nerd too?
1. He'll treat you right. Nerds are often overlooked by foxy ladies, so when they get one, they know how good they've got it. He'll never not call or toss you aside for the next fine thing that comes along.
2. You'll never take second fiddle to his band, and he won't cheat on you while he's out on the road. I'm not saying all bad boys make bad boyfriends, but ladies let's be honest. How many actually are really keepers?
3. You'll be hitching your horse to the right carriage. Nerds make great companions because they stimulate the mind as well as the body.
4. You can dress him and he won't get mad. Yep, what lady doesn't like to dress her man? Nerds won't complain, they can use the help. Mine didn't say word one when I threw out his ugly green blazer and replaced it with something foxy.
So I married him. All those years of chasing the dumb boy in the pretty package are over. The smart ones are where it's at.
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