You can't not love a woman who starred in classics like Escape from New York, The Fog, Creepshow, Swamp Thing and Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. She also collects antique Fiestaware and was married to b-movie director John Carpenter for at least a good 20 years.

So hot, so brunette, and in every movie I've ever seen her in, she never shows her forehead. Bangs every time!

From Playboy centerfold to wife of Kiss bassist Gene Simmons. Shannon is the one who gets to enjoy Gene's monstrous tongue every day. Ahem... anyway, she is also a b-movie actress who has starred in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, Detroit Rock City, and things you'll probably never ever see like The First Olympics:Athens 1896 and Hot Dog...The Movie.

If I could go back in time and be born anyone else, I'd be Linnea Quigley. Why? It would be so cool to be the trashy punk rock girl turned zombie in The Return of the Living Dead. And who can argue with a girl who's also been in Beach Babes from Beyond and Assault of the Party Nerds.

To add to her infinite coolness, her biography is called "My Bio and big book of chainsaws." Yes. She's on the cover in a Lita Ford-style bikini toting a giant chainsaw. She also got on the 80s celebrity workout circuit with the video Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout. (I'm still looking for that one!)