These small snuggly monsters need loving homes. Not only will they love you unconditionally, and snuggle you at night, they will also help you carry many of your belongings.

All are made of genuine faux fur, are lined with heavy-duty felt, and come with a 36 inch strap, which is long enough to wear over one shoulder or across your chest.

Monsters measure about 8 inches tall and 10 inches wide, plenty big enough for your wallet, keys, cellphones, pens and pencils. The tall bags are about 12 inches by 9 inches. The adoption fee for all monsters is $29. Shipping is a flat-rate $2, no matter how many monsters you adopt.

Don't forget to download your monster adoption certificate

Monsters look kind of like this on the inside!

(Number of teeth and lining color varies)

Schmoo

Schmoo likes to ride in fast cars. And country line dance.

Schmoo's adoption fee $29

Boober

George

Inez

Inez is sweet, but not too smart. She loves to snuggle, and stare out the window. Her lining is black .

Inez's adoption fee: $29

Eddie

Gus

Gus isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is the snuggliest. His insides are purple.

Gus' adoption fee: $29

Marge

Marge is sassy. She'll put you in your place. Her insides are black as coal.

Marge's adoption fee: $29

FiFi

Hammy

Hammy likes to eat meat. Lots and lots of meat. His insides are purple.

Hammy's adoption fee: $29

Patsy

LuLu

Bob

PooPoo

Beanie
GiGi