I have a 5 1/2" long, 4" thick penis, and my girlfriend says she has a small vagina but she likes big ones...do you think that with my penis size I will be able to give her as much pleasure as any other penis could give her....or does size really matter ?
— Tommy

Geesh Tommy! It sounds like you are smuggling a coke can in your pants! Did we used to date? Now seriously Tommy, this isn’t an easy question.

You didn’t specify if she thinks your penis is too small or too large for her vagina, if having sex with you is painful for her due to her small dimensions or if you have had a relatively satisfying sex life with the equipment you both have.

But without this information, I can honestly tell you two things:
1. Size matters, but not as much as you might think. Only in extreme cases — say, he has a 12 inch weenie that’s as big around as a coke can and her vagina isn’t even big enough for a finger — will a mismatch in size cause serious sex problems. Anything inbetween is workable and I will tell you the secret to making it work in a minute.

2. Most couples have to deal with size issues. Only in rare instances will you bed a person whose nether regions feel like they have been molded to perfectly fit yours via some divine providence. That’s just reality, and it can be what makes it neat to sleep with someone new.

And now the solution I promised you. The key to happiness lies in the Kama Sutra. I know, I know, you’re thinking ‘how cliché’, but I’m telling you it’s in there. They have pages and pages dedicated to sexual positions that maximize pleasure for couples whose naughty bits are mismatched in size. I’ll give you an overview:

Men fall into three categories: "The Rabbit" has an unusually small weenie. "The Bull" has an average weenie. And "The Horse" has an extremely large weenie, much like the 12-incher mentioned earlier. Most men fit into "The Bull" category.

Women also fall into three categories. "The Doe" has a very small vagina. "The Cow" has an average sized vagina, and "The Elephant" has an extremely large vagina.

Now, according to the Kama Sutra, there are only three equal matches — small with small (Rabbit man and Doe woman) average with average (Bull man with Cow woman) and large with large (Horse man with Elephant woman).

Naturally, when someone chooses a sexual partner who is not a perfect size match, it’s referred to as a unequal match. This is where it gets personal. The Kama Sutra then explains which sexual positions are satisfying for both partners in each unequal match.

From what you have told me, I’m guessing that your woman is a Doe and you are a Bull. The Kama Sutra suggests the Migri position for you, where the doe lies down and spreads her legs as wide open as possible to facilitate a comfortable fit for both of you. Or, your lady can lie back, lift her legs, bend her knees then spread her legs (You know, so her knees are by her shoulders when she is lying down).This should also make it easy for you to slide right in there champ, without hurting anybody.

There is a lot more packed into that ancient book, too. So I suggest everybody — not just couples with mismatched naughty bits — go pick up a copy.